Forward your salvation now

(The Signal 2.8)

Kudos to e-mail forwards. What in the world-wide-web would we do without these bits of joy to brighten up our days? My personal favorites are the ones that challenge me to forward them to everyone I know so that I can prove that I love Jesus. I cannot even count the number of times I have wished for a simple way to prove my faith to God and everyone else, and these forwards are precisely that! Now I know there are some of you out there who laugh at these and disregard them as junk mail, but we will see who’s laughing when you’re standing at the pearly gates and you miss the cut by one or two forwards. Just think of it as living out the Great Commission in the digital age (every tongue, tribe, and IP address). In addition to proving your faith, forwards give you the opportunity to profit financially. Just last month I was chosen to receive $37 million from the former prince of Nigeria! So next time you are about to delete what looks like junk mail, take a minute to read it lest you miss out on great opportunities like these.


Supplemental Material
Forwards are dumb. Enough said.